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So many things happening in the last few days. Difficult to put all of it in words. Just plain confused what all to write. Anyway will come up a post on the recent happenings very soon. 

To all my dear readers: Thanks for your patience 

Mea Culpa

I was tagged by Pallavi and had it been anybody else I would have simply not bothered doing this. But now that I am at it lets start the confession time….

• I am a totally unpredictable person. Much like Indian monsoons…
• I am really clumsy: I still remember the day I knocked down an entire shelf of products from a shop. I was there for the opening ceremony of the shop
• I am an unabashed gourmet – a true Sagittarian Given a chance I will declare dieting a punishable offence.
• I am also an incorrigible optimist
• I like to crib a lot. People say it a coping mechanism and I like to believe that. Only thing better than cribbing is girly gossip I do also have the patience to listen when my friends crib
• I keep looking at my mobile every now and then as if I am expecting a call or message even when it is switched off  :oops:
• While my friends like to window shop in front of designer shops I keep roaming around in Croma
• I simply love to sleep so much that I could be a certified professional sleeper and I can sleep at the drop of a hat. My roomie can vouch for that
• One thing I want to do before I die – skydive
• I am a lazy sloth. Given a chance I would love to just eat and sleep

Oops I ended up saying more than I intended to say. Am stopping at that.  Now my turn to tag people. Most of my blog friends and acquaintances are already tagged or have already confessed. Here are the others :

• Vijay – Are you still alive?
• Saumya – I know I am taking liberty here but just taking this as an opportunity to know you.
• Chetan – Its time you tell the world abt urself

Right now I can’t think of anybody who hasn’t been tagged yet. But will add to the list later.

Paul strikes again

FIFA is no doubt an event talked about throughout the world but Paul, the psychic Octopus has been hogging no less limelight . Its prediction came true again with the Spain winning today’s match against Germany.

Paul the Octopus is a common octopus who lives in the Sea Life public aquarium in Oberhausen, Germany. And has been making news for its ability to predict the football matches played by German team.  Two clear plastic boxes containing food are lowered down into the aquarium’s tank. The boxes have the flags of two countries attached to them, one of Germany, and one of their next opponent. The container selected by the octopus is assumed to be the predicted winner.

With this recent prediction, Paul scores stand at a perfect 100% in FIFA 2010. And he is no less than a celebrity now.  Lets see if his celebrity status goes to his head And for the rest non-celebrities (like us) we are happy watching the matches and waiting for the outcome ( As if we have an option)

I Hate Luv Storys

For a movie buff like me  not having watched a movie in the multiplex for nearly 2 months was a disturbing fact. When my rommie planned for the movie “I Hate Luv Storys” I simply loved the idea. And the money and effort was totally not worth it . The only good thing about the movie are the songs.

I thought watching Imran Khan and Sonam Kapoor would be worth it. Though both look great individually, there is no chemistry between them. The magic they speak about in the movie is missing from the movie, story and the performances.  There is nothing new in the story and it looked like the makers wanted to make a spoof of all Yash Chopra and Karan Johar movies in this one movie itself. Bruna could have been better utilised. You end up feeling bad for Sameer Dattani. While the first half was ok, second half was a disaster and we were just waiting for the movie to finish. Few of my friends happen to write nice things abt the movie in FB. Don’t know why. So you may also like it but this is just a word of caution in case you plan to watch the movie.

Looks like wait for a good Bollywood movie is not getting over so soon.

Rajni-The God!!!

For all the ignorant mortals, few facts about Rajnikant- The Ultimate

• Rajnikant can race with a bullet and win
• Rajnikant can divide by zero
• Guns don’t kill people. Rajnikant kills people.
• Rajnikant can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• Rajnikant can dwarf a dinosaur
• Aliens do exist. They just know better than to visit a planet Rajnikant is on.
• There is no such thing as global warming.  Rajnikant was cold, so he turned the sun up.
• Rajnikant has counted to infinity. twice !!!
• When Rajnikant falls in water,  Rajnikant doesn’t get wet. Water gets Rajnikant.
• When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult.
• Rajnikant doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. (Wish I could do that for my blog posts)
• The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Rajnikant.
• Rajnikant can retrieve items deleted from Recycle bin after shredding.
• Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
• Rajnikant killed the dead sea.
• Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
• Rajnikant once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
• Rajnikant can strangle you with a cordless phone.
• Rajnikant can make onions cry.
• Rajnikant doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
• Rajnikant kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
• Rajnikant has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
• Rajnikant doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikant.
• Rajnikant kills two stones with one bird.
• Rajnikant can handle the truth.
• Rajnikant can teach an old dog new tricks.
• Rajnikant calls Voldemort by his name.
• Chuck Norris once met Rajnikant. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the Internet.
• Rajnikant’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant.
• Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajnikant was born.
• Time and tide wait for Rajnikant.
• Rajnikant can answer a missed call.
• Once a cobra bit Rajnikant’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
• Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikant killing people faster than death can process them.
• When Rajnikant looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Rajnikants.
• Rajnikant can drown a fish.
• Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.  8O
• Rajnikant can eat only one Lay’s chips
• Rajnikant does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
• 1+0=1, 1-0=1, 1*0=0, 1/0 =? when asked this question, Rajnikant said don’t know thats why till date 1/0  is undefined…
• Walking in Italy one day, Rajnikant decided to take a break by leaning up against a wall; Thanks to him, we now have the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

I am afraid my knowledge is limited too. Pls feel free to add to the list.