Rajni-The God!!!


For all the ignorant mortals, few facts about Rajnikant- The Ultimate

  • Rajnikant can race with a bullet and win 🙂
  • Rajnikant can divide by zero
  • Guns don’t kill people. Rajnikant kills people.
  • Rajnikant can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  • Rajnikant can dwarf a dinosaur
  • Aliens do exist. They just know better than to visit a planet Rajnikant is on.
  • There is no such thing as global warming.  Rajnikant was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  • Rajnikant has counted to infinity. twice !!! 😯
  • When Rajnikant falls in water,  Rajnikant doesn’t get wet. Water gets Rajnikant. 😆
  • When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult.
  • Rajnikant doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. (Wish I could do that for my blog posts)
  • The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Rajnikant.
  • Rajnikant can retrieve items deleted from Recycle bin after shredding.
  • Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
  • Rajnikant killed the dead sea.
  • Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
  • Rajnikant once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
  • Rajnikant can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • Rajnikant can make onions cry.
  • Rajnikant doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
  • There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
  • Rajnikant kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. 🙄
  • Rajnikant has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
  • Rajnikant doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikant.
  • Rajnikant kills two stones with one bird.
  • Rajnikant can handle the truth. 😈
  • Rajnikant can teach an old dog new tricks.
  • Rajnikant calls Voldemort by his name. 😀
  • Chuck Norris once met Rajnikant. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the Internet. 😆
  • Rajnikant’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant. 😮
  • Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajnikant was born.
  • Time and tide wait for Rajnikant.
  • Rajnikant can answer a missed call.
  • Once a cobra bit Rajnikant’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  • Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikant killing people faster than death can process them.
  • When Rajnikant looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Rajnikants.
  • Rajnikant can drown a fish. 😕
  • Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.  😯
  • Rajnikant can eat only one Lay’s chips 😀
  • Rajnikant does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
  • The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
  • 1+0=1, 1-0=1, 1*0=0, 1/0 =? when asked this question, Rajnikant said don’t know thats why till date 1/0  is undefined…
  • Walking in Italy one day, Rajnikant decided to take a break by leaning up against a wall; Thanks to him, we now have the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

I am afraid my knowledge is limited too. Pls feel free to add to the list. :mrgreen:

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27 thoughts on “Rajni-The God!!!

  1. Hehe. True. He is the South-Indian Mega Star.

    I haven’t seen much of him. But I loved his movie “Sivaji”

    I wish I could do something like that in reality… 😛

  2. Yes Sapna.

    Everything is true.

    He has all the super natural power naturally by birth.

    I add one more point.

    Once upon a time, in a railway track two train coming fastly which face each other. In Last minute, Before hitting each other he stopped two trains just stand between two trains with hands.

  3. ha ha!! Very Funny!!
    Really He is a South Indian Super Star.
    But you know, He can’t dance well, he can’t fight well, he can’t dub.
    Just he is only famous for his Style.
    But know, Really he had lots and lots of die-hard fans here(am not 🙂 ).

  4. One more from me…

    Rajni bought 1000 acres of big plot and dig 4 wells at all the 4 corners of his plot.

    You know Y ?

    Y
    Y
    Y

    To play Carrom ! 🙂 😛 😀 😉

    Without Rajni I wound not be able to Laugh these much !

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