Kapil Sibal is indeed an idiot

There is a Facebook link doing the rounds that says “I urge you to write KAPIL SIBAL IS AN IDIOT as your Facebook status message, use the hashtag #IdiotKapilSibal on Twitter, and write a blog post with the above title, because there may soon be a day when he may prevent you from doing so.”.

Kapil Sibal in a press conference. photo courtesy: http://demockcrazy.wordpress.com/

Kapil Sibal in a press conference. photo courtesy: http://demockcrazy.wordpress.com/

While there are some alleging that All the Congress leaders have been told to give foolish statements so that they can make Rahul Gandhi look good. 😛

Well, I have nothing against Congress or the Gandhi family. In fact when I see the posts regarding Sonia Gandhi not being born to her father or Indira Gandhi’s character is being assassinated, for me it only shows how cheap and narrow minded these individuals are, whoever posted that content. Really people – GROW UP. how does that matter to you? What should matter is the policies that they make and how they run the country?

But then politics is a race, how could Congress have been left behind. They made their move and have shown that they can be cheaper than those posting such offensive comment. They want to censor “user-generated” content from India and make a mockery of Indian democracy. They want to show us the lesser mortals our “Aukat”. But then do they not know that it is not possible. Ah! Is this yet another ploy to divert the public attention from issues that actually matter? May be. But either way – you lose.Harms your IMAGE in any case.
Times have changed. Please wake up. What worked 2-3 decades ago doesn’t work anymore. Find some new tricks. But then seasoned politicians that you are I am sure you will figure out ways. Anything to keep yourselves in power, right?

In the end, all political parties are the same. Everyone of these is working for their own welfare. FDI in retail sector is one classic example.

Here’s one rant that sums it up correctly.

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For all those wondering about the title it means “long time No see(c)”. (PJ alert!!). That is what my blog seemed to be saying to me when I opened the page to look at the WordPress Christmas snow on my blog page.

I was lost in watching all the flash mob videos, different versions of Kolaveri Di, reading news about “Dirty picture” and wasting lots of time on Facebook. Have been ill in between and kind of became completely useless  for sometime. So my poor blog suffered from complete lack of attention.

Just re-posting a few funny tweets, I found. Of course, I hardly use my Twitter account so most of these are courtesy “Google-baba”

The first two are for the voice app “Siri” for the new iPhone

  • Q. “Siri, find me the nearest gynaecologist.” A. “Kalmoohi, kahaan muh kaala karaake aayi hai?”
  • Q: Siri, will you marry me? A: My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies. (Actual answer :D)
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest all have to drown too?
  • The only way Mark Zuckerberg can get seriously injured is if Rajinikanth pokes him on Facebook
  • Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? 😀
  • Respect your elders!…. They made it through school without Google or Wikipedia! 😉
  • If Apple wants to sell iPhone 4s at a ridiculous price, the least they could do is replace Siri with Savita bhabhi. :O
  • Q. “Siri, explain the movie ‘Inception’ to me.” A. “Saree mein saree, Parag saree.”
  • Do you have Facebook? -yes. YouTube? -yes. Twitter? of course. Life? I opened an account but I don’t really use it!
  • You never know what you have untill you clean your room…
Till Then C ya. Take Care. Have a nice day!!